Oh snap! This obnoxious vanity domain is all mine. There is not likely to be any worthwhile content here in the foreseeable future. I guess I'm keeping those countless other Gareth Sparkses from doing their thing, but that's just tough, isn't it? It's a harsh, cruel, unrelenting world, and I have the only GarethSparks.com there will ever be, and they'll just have to accept that. To Contact the So-Called Webmaster: [hisfirstname]1@[hisfullname].com Why the "1"? Good question. No idea. If you are also Gareth Sparks, I guess you can be #2. If you're nice.